This is a cake assembled from finished treats, not a compromise pretending to be one. Blair Lonergan’s two-layer freezer slab turns 24 ice cream sandwiches into both crumb and filling, then uses whipped topping, chocolate, caramel, and a fistful of something crunchy to give the whole pan the swagger of a sundae.
The 2018 formula stays exactly as written: no extra cake, no churned base, no invented sauce quantities. Success is mostly temperature management—stage the toppings first, let the wafers relax without melting the ice cream, freeze until the layers stop sliding, and use a warm dry blade for the final cut.
“An easy, five-ingredient, no-bake dessert that is perfect for summertime.”
Stage the cold
Thaw the topping in the refrigerator, clear the freezer shelf, and open every garnish before the sandwiches leave their wrappers.
Fit, do not melt
A few soft minutes make the wafers flexible enough to settle into the dish; liquid ice cream means the pause went too far.
Slice in passes
A hot, completely dry knife cuts the frozen wafers cleanly when it is wiped and rewarmed between portions.


